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Overpeinzingen
13 september 1999
1) Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
2) The last thing I want to do is hurt you, But it's still on my list.
3) Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear him speak.
4) If I agreed withy you, we'd both be wrong.
5) We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
6) War does not determine who is right-- only who is left.
7) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in the fruit salad.
8) Evening news is where they begin with Good Evening" and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
9) To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
10) A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a
work station.
11) Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a
beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
12) Behind every successful man is his woman.
