Hillary Clinton: The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker
Name/Title
Hillary Clinton: The Hillary Clinton NutcrackerEntry/Object ID
2013.02.01Description
A boxed plastic likeness of Hillary Clinton in a blue suit, wearing a “Hillary” button on proper left side. A nutcracker is between the pants of her legs, causing them to spread. Box is red, white & blue flag-inspired with numerous sayings over the entire box. Front: “Is America Ready for this nutcracker? Stainless Steel Thighs! Cracks toughest nuts! The Hillary Nutcracker WWW. HILLARYNUTCRACKER.COM” Left side of box: “Hillary Nutcracker What’d you expect – a teddy bear? Right side of box: “Hillary Nutcracker You got a problem with that?! Back: “It really works! Directions: As President Bush likes to say…’You don’t have to be a rocket surgeon to use it.’ Step 1: Place nut between legs. Step 2: Squeeze. Heard on the street*: ‘I can feel Bill’s pain’…Barack Obama ‘I guess the battle against the vast right wing nut conspiracy is still on.’…Dick Cheney ‘Why does Hillary get to have all the fun?’…Nancy Pelosi ‘Hillary Nutcracker—that’s redundant.’…John McCain ‘I’d be getting nervous if I was one of those nut jobs?’…Kim Jong II ‘I can feel the squeeze from 50 feet away!’…Rudy Giuliani ‘No comment”…Bill Clinton *By America’s most respected unidentified source. To find out more visit: www.hillarynutcracker.com”Collection
Permanent CollectionCategory
Memorabilia